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Qapla' batlh je

2008-02-08T21:59:00.001-08:00

Colbert ReportvaD DIr qIj ghajbogh nuv quvmoHmeH Stephen Colbert wo'rIv ngu'. chavmeyDaj maq 'ej naD. lut rInmoHmeH, tay'taHvIS jatlh bejwI'pu'Daj. jatlh Qapla' batlh je. 'ej qar! pupbe' QIch, tlh jatlhDI', 'a qarmo' pab jIyay'.

majQa', Colbert.

qum wIv

2007-12-29T09:25:00.000-08:00

DevwI' moj neH ghaH 'ej loQ tlhIngan rur pongDaj, qID much John Stuart.

QeD QonoSmey

2007-12-12T22:42:00.000-08:00

QeD QonoSmey qelmo' loDvam QonoSDajvaD bologh vIrar 'e' vI'omlaHbe'. Do'Ha' QeD bopbogh QonoS DaH 'oHbe'taH bologh'e'. chaq DaHjaj wanI' le'vamvaD QeD vIqel.

yagh jaj HaD Coturnix. nom QeD vIlIngmeH loDnalwI'vaD QeD ngoD vIpoQ. Qap ghaH. jatlh: cha'maH ben nuv HaD QeD. Qorwagh Hutlhchu'bogh pa'meyDaq Humanpu' wegh. jajchaj cher 'e' chaw'. Qong, vem, Sop chaH. poH wIvlaHchu'. tlhaq Hutlh vaj porgh tlhaq neH lo'laH. qaSpu'DI' cha' Hogh, cha'maH vagh tera' rep taH wa' jajqoq.

Huj'a'? cha'maH loS rep taH tera' jaj teH.

ngongvetlh 'ol vay' 'e' vISovbe'. chaq teHbe' lut 'ej not qas ngong. DaH tlhaq Dech QonoSmey yISuch, maSaH 'e' SovmeH Coturnix.

De'wI'wIjvaD

2007-12-09T17:53:00.000-08:00

chaq De'wI'wIjvaD leQmeyvam vIghajchugh pIqaD vIlo' 'e' vIghojqangchoH.

tlhIngan Hol lut

2007-11-30T20:56:00.000-08:00

tlhIngan Hol, tlhingan Holqoq je lo'bogh muchmey Sar qel Toby. nughmaj DuQchu'ta' Holvam. chaq Navajo jatlhchu'wI' law' law' tlhIngan Hol jatlhchu'wI' law' puS, 'ach wa' mu' Sovbogh nuvpu' DIqelchugh, 'omlaHbej tlhIngan Hol.

tetlhvam boSta'mo' Toby vItlho'.

MinnesotaDaq jIHlaHbe'mo' jI'IQ

2007-11-29T21:24:00.000-08:00

MinnesotaDaq muchvam le' vIlegh vIneH 'a Do'Ha' pa' jIHbe'.

qeSqu'

2007-10-02T20:58:00.000-07:00

DaHjaj qeSvam vItu'. tlhIngan Hol HaDmeH pat vIchupbe'. qaStaHvIS rep Delbogh QongnIS HaDwI'.

jech chenmoHwI'

2007-06-19T06:27:00.001-07:00

ParamountDaq jech chenmoHwI' lutu'lu' 'e' wISov 'a juHqo'Daq tu'nISlu''a'? chaq SutDaj'a' chenmoH Hoch tlhIngan. chaq patlh 'oS Sut Sar.

jIHvaD HaghmoHwI'vam 'ang Books & Coffee.

QIjlaH'a' vay'?

2007-06-06T21:39:00.000-07:00

vIyajchu'be' 'a nuqawlaw'taH Penny Arcade qonwI'.

tlhIngan Holqoq

2007-02-17T15:29:00.000-08:00

DaHjaj ghojmoHwI'qoqvam lut vItu'. 'emDajDaq tlhIngan Hol leghlu' 'a Dap leghlu' je. tlhIngan Hol jatlhchoHlaw' 'ach Dap moj. vIpoj 'e' vInID.

Kling-gon jatlhqa'taH: vIQIj vIneHchugh chaq lughmoHchu'ghach vIpIch. DIvI' Hol jatlhchu' neHchugh tlhIngan Hol jatlhwI', vaj DIvI' Hol wabmey lo'nISchu'. gvetlh ghajbe'mo' tlhIngan Hol chaq lo'Ha' be'. taQ. tlhIngan Hol vaq luneHchugh qonwI'pu' qatlh tlhIngan ja'laHbe'?

nuHmeyvetlh, nuHvetlh, yuQvetlh, bIjatlhHa'chuq vIlegh. bIjatlhHa'chuq? jatlhHa'bej.

maj ba HaSta' Dach

L'TA DOS P'KA BA D'RA

HIja' nuq maj nama

yIqar raq a par Danaq

HIja' maj jIya qo

taQ. jIHaDnISmo' vIpojlaHchu'be'.

Hatlaw' bat'etlh

2007-02-15T22:15:00.000-08:00

GloucesterDaq Hatlaw tlhIngan bat'etlh. nuv juHDaq bat'etlh jej lujon yaSpu'. nach SevlaHbej betlhleH yanbogh SuvwI' 'a pagh HIvchugh HattaH? jum.

yatlh tlhIngan--jIHbe' ghaH!

2007-02-10T23:57:00.000-08:00

yatlhmo' be'vam 'ej 'oy' SIQvIpmo' jInmolHom ta'. not tlhIngan be' much Hov leng maq vavDaj. lughbe' qechvetlh 'e' tob be' yatlh.

tugh bogh ghuDaj.

nuqjatlh?

2007-02-01T14:10:00.000-08:00

DaHjaj nagh beQ vISam vIneHmo' Google vIlo'. Hoch jaj Google vIlo' 'ej qapchu'. tlhoS jIH vIbejnISbe'. DoSwIj Delbogh mu'mey vIghItlh 'ej leQ vIchu'. SIbI' nargh Daqmey vIneHbogh. 'a DaHjaj vIleghDI' vInuDqa'bej! chay'?! ghaytan reH SaH. motlh leQmey vIlaDbe'law'. vI'uy neH.

Dalegh'a'? DaH vIleghpu'mo' vIleghtaH 'ej leghbe'taHghachwIj vIQIjlaHbe' 'a qaStaHvIS jarmey DISmey joq vIleghbe'taHmo' Sa'ang.

ghorgh qonlu''a'? qID'a' qonwI'? ngaghwI' nejbej nagh beQ nejwI' law', 'ej nepbe' tlhIngan Hol jatlhwI' 'ach DaHjaj bat tel cha'bogh Daq vInej, lung'a' vIghItlh 'e' vInIDmo'. (-mo' lo'bogh mutlhegh'e' numDI' mu'tlhegh pIn, reH charghwI' vIqaw. Qapla' charghwI'!)

mu'vetlh lISnISlu'ba'. SeH 'Iv?

poH SuchmeH jan

2007-01-18T14:50:00.000-08:00

qaStaHvIS poH law' naDev jIghItlhbe'taH 'a rut yajlaHbe'taHvIS HochHom jIQIj'eghnIS.

lutHomvam vIlegh. poH SuchlI' Hoch Duj 'e' vISov 'ej potlhtaH leng, 'a rut vIlIj.

DaHjaj poH vISuchbe'. jIba' neH 'ej muSuch poH.

latlh nov Hol

2006-07-15T07:05:00.000-07:00

bong QonoSvam vItu'. qech vItIv 'a vIyajchu'be' 'e' vIchIDnIS.

QonoS vItu'pu'bogh Dal law' Hoch QonoS Dal puS

2006-02-13T06:53:00.000-08:00

DaHjaj bong <QonoS veb> leQ vI'uy 'ej QonoSvam vItu'. Dalqu'mo' *spam* 'oH 'e' vIHarchoH. Doch ngevbogh vInejlI' 'ach pagh ngev. yInvetlh Dalqu' Del neH vay'. vIvaq vIneHbe'. 'a vIvaq.

pongmeH mI' Dayaj'a'?

'ovwI'

2006-01-14T19:40:00.000-08:00

ghunwI' ghaH loDnalwI''e' 'ej De' cha'bogh mIwmey buS. DaHjaj tlhIngan Hol cha'laH 'ovwIDaj maq. toblaH'a' vay'?

Hut wa' wa'

2006-01-13T17:41:00.000-08:00

vagh ben cha' qach potlh mup cha' muD Doch 'ej Dejchu' qachmey. ngoDmeyvetlh Sov Hoch.

DaHjaj lotvetlh pojbogh Daq vIlaD. bong vItu'. De' vInejbogh vIqawbe'.

not qulmo' Dejpu' qach jatlh pojwI'. vIt vIwIvbe' jIH 'a qum lut Duy'mey boSbogh QIjqa'wI'pu' vItIv. QaghHomHeymeyvam bagh 'ej lut chu' 'ang. mIwvam vIlaD 'e' vItIv.

Horror filmmey vIbejbe' jIH 'a DaHjaj Friday the 13th bejwI' bel vIyajlaH. qoS lut vItIvqu'. «maSDaq maSaqbe'» «DebDaq Saqta' novpu'» «JFK chot qum».

Santa Quv

2005-12-13T12:30:00.000-08:00

nuqDaq Dab Santa Claus? puq jIHtaHvIS qanaDa Dab reH 'e' vIHar. vIQummeH Quvvam vISov:

Santa Claus, North Pole, Canada, H0H 0H0

tera' Sepvetlh wav puH Sar vaj DaqDaj ngu'laH Quv Sar 'e vISov. vaj jIQul.

Santa, Reindeerland, UK, SAN TA1

Santa Claus House, 101 St. Nicholas Drive, North Pole, AK 99705

Joulupukki, Santa Village, FIN-96930 NAPAPIIRI

SANTA BOSSE PERSSON, Box 4403, S-203 15 MALMOE, SWEDEN

AustraliaDaq SAnta Quv vISambe'mo' jIbel.

joSmey

2005-07-28T20:16:00.000-07:00

DaHjaj ne'vaD jatlh vu'wI'wI' "rI'chugh *media* SIbI' jIHvaD tIjatlhmoH"

ra' 'e' Qoy' cha' 'orwI' 'e' jIHvaD ja'. "qaS nuq?" tlhob chaH.

"DaHjaj muDpIn jIHmo' qaSchugh vay' jISovchoH" jIjatlh. jISovchoH.

DaHjaj po vengwIjvo' tlheD muD Duj 'a not ghochDaq paw. 'or cha' nuv 'ej wa' vISov. loSwen majatlhtaHvIS jIHvaD jatlh ghaH "tugh Duj tIn DIchIj Hoch." wejwen 'ebvetlh jon ghaH 'ej Quchqu'. 'ebvetlh baj 'ej val ghaH. Hoj.

'ach DaHjaj pawbe'.

nejlu'lI'. wej Duj Samlu'. Sotlaw' Hevlu'be'. jav vatlh qelI'qam chuq 'oS Duj He. Duj SoplaHpu' bIQ'a', HuDmey, chuch joq. nachwIjDaq jupwI' vIlegh 'e vInID. QIHlu'bej Duj 'ej Qapbe' QumwI' 'a chuchDaq ba' ghaH, mInDu'Daq botjanHommey chong tu'lu'. nejwI'pu' loS.

DaH, jIghItlhtaHvIS, HurghlI' Hur. qaStaHvIS Hut rep nejlu'lI'. jItullI' vIneHchugh nachwIjDaq ghaH vIchoH.

vIpong vIneH 'a jIQIpmo' DaHjaj QonoSwIj cha'DIchvaD bong jIngu'Ha''egh vaj jItamnIS.

pI'qu'

2005-07-05T16:06:00.000-07:00

DujHom'e' lo'laH yItlaHbe'bogh qanwI' Del QonoS. DujHom Seghvetlh vISov 'ach latlh Segh Del je QonoS. Bariatric DujHom Del. not mu' bariatric vIQoypu'. 'ogh 'a qonwI'? ghobe'. DIS wa' SanID Hut vatlh SochmaH Soch mu' cherlu'law'. pI'qu' 'oS.

pImtaH

2005-07-04T09:38:00.000-07:00

qen yuch vIje'. FinnlandDaq chenlu'moH. ngSwI'Daq yuch Del wa'maH cha' Hol. pIrmuSDaq mI' ghItlhlu'. pa' jav mI'mey tu'lu' 'ej mI' bIngDaq DDMMYY ghItlhlu'. wa' Hol lo'. qaStaHvIS tup jImIS. qatlh wa' HolvaD neH pat qIjnISlu'? 'a vIyaj. 'amer'I'qannganvaD neH qIjnISlu'. jaj-jar-DIS pIH Hoch. nIteb patvetlh lajHa' 'amer'I'qanngan. Daj.

toH DaHjaj lop chaH. 070405 yIlopchu'. SaHoy.

yab qoplu'

2005-06-20T12:27:00.000-07:00

chotmey ghaj nugh. chot ghajchugh Qu' tuchchugh chot vaj muj Qu' 'e' Har nugh qoj mujchoHghach SeHmeH nugh Qu' SeHnIS.

ghor Duj chIjtaHvIS vay' Hat Do tIn. mujbe' Do tIn'e' 'a Do tInmo' chaq Duj SeHlaHchu'be' chIjwI' 'ej vay' QIH. SeHlaHchu'be'ghachvetlh botmeH, Hat Do tIn. qechvam vIyaj 'a rut mujotHa'moH.

chotDI' vay' HatnIS. vay' QIHchugh vay' HatnIS. vay' QIH. 'e' nIDDI' vay' HatnIS je. pagh DaQIH 'e' DanIDchugh, 'a vay' QIHlaHbej Qu' QIp DanIDchugh, HatnIS. HochHom chutmey Del qechmeyvam. rut QIH'e' lajlu'chu' 'a QIH HupmeH pagh QIH botmeH chut chenlu'.

vay' QIHlaH Hoch. vaj HeH Huv ghItlhnISlu'.

QubDI' neH vay' not Hat vIneH, 'a Dachchu'be' thoughtcrime Delpu'bogh George Orwell. lalDanmey Qat paQDI'norgh yIQel:

jIllI' be'nal yIneHQo'

lalDanvetlh DaHarchugh, vaj juHlIjDaq Daba'taHvIS, jIllI' be'nal DaqelDI' bIyem. pagh Data'nIS. bIQubDI', bIyem. muSuj chutvam. yabDaq tlhab nuv 'e' vIHar.

wej

2005-06-07T22:35:00.000-07:00

vIran'eS Hol HaDlI' loDnalwI'. DaHjaj 'uQ luSop ghaH, latlh ghojwI'pu', ghojmoHwI' je. vItlhej 'e' luchaw'. majatlhtaHvIS mot pas encore jatlh ghojmoHwI' 'a yajbe' loDnalwI'. jIQIjmeH wa' mu' vIjatlh: wej. mu'vetlh yaj loDnalwI', vaj yaj.

jImaw'ba'

2005-06-04T21:44:00.000-07:00

SochHu' puq vIghItlh vIneHDI' vaghlogh puH vIlo', 'ej mISDI' vay' QaghwIj vIghovbe'. jIQubtaHvIS nachwIjDaq neH mu'mey vIjatlh 'ej nachwIjDaq nIb puH puq je.

DaH jabbI'IDvamDaq Qagh'a' vIngu' 'e' vInID.